人之初：At the beginning of life.
(英翻中:生命的起初)
性本善：Sex is good.
(白話文:性是美好的)
性相近：Basically, all the sex are same.
(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行為是差不多滴)
習相遠：But it depends on how the way
you do it.
(英翻中:但還是得依照個人的喜好而為之)
苟不教：If you do not practice all the
time.
(英翻中:若你不隨時勤練精進)
性乃遷：Sex will leave you.
(英翻中:性將遠離你的生活)
教之道：The way of learning it..
(英翻中:學習性的指導原則)
貴以專：is very important to make love
with only one person..
(英翻中:最最重要的法則是做性這檔事只能對一個
人)
昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.
(英翻中:曾經有一個偉大的教母:孟母)
擇鄰處：chose her neighbor to avoid bad
sex influence..
(英翻中:為孩子選最佳性行為示範的鄰居為鄰,避免
壞的性示範而影響小朋友的身心健康)
子不學：If you don t study hard,.
(英翻中:再次叮嚀,你若再不刻苦勤學....)
斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless..
(英翻中:你的雞雞就從此報廢掉)
竇燕山 ：Dou, the Famous.
(英翻中:竇先生,名人)
有義方 ：owned a very effective
exciting medicine.
(英翻中:他有一帖非常讚的藥方)
教五子 ：All his five son took it.
(白話文:生出來的五個男孩全靠這一帖)
名俱揚 ：and their sexual ability were
well-known..
(英翻中:而他五個小孩的性能力,北港有名聲,下港
有出名)
養不教 ：If your children don t know
how to do it,.
(英翻中:你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行為....)
父之過 ：It is all your fault..
(英翻中:這所有最過都是你造成的)
教不嚴 ：If they had lots of problems
with it,.
(英翻中:如果你的小孩做這檔是有問題....)
師之惰 ：their teachr must be too lazy
to tell them details on sex..
(英翻中:那他的老師一定敎很懶散,沒有敎的很徹
底)
子不學 ：You may refuse to study this.
(英翻中:你或許會抗拒學習它....)
非所宜 ：but that is a real mistake.
(英翻中:你就犯下真正的錯誤)
幼不學 ：If you don t learn it in
childhood,.
(英翻中:如果不從小學習它....)
老何為 ：you will lose your ability
when aged.
(英翻中:若上了年紀你會喪失所有的性能力)
玉不琢 ：If you don t exercise your
dick,.
(英翻中:若沒有持續操你的小弟弟)
不成器 ：It won t become hard and
strong..
(英翻中:它將不會變的堅硬和強壯)
人不學 ：If you don t learn sex,.
(英翻中:如果你沒有學習性行為)
不知義 ：You can by no means enjoy its
sweetness.
(英翻中:你將無法體會享受其中的甜美)
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
三字經真正隱藏的意義 翻英文～再翻中文 by jasper
Tagged by Hojun....
Tagged again
There goes my 2nd tag ~~~1. What is the relationship of you and her/him?
~ Ex-schoolmate from Sam tet
2. Your 5 impressions towards her/him?
~ Good at acting (especially when taking photo), funny(ever stop laughing?), caring (being a concerning friend), generous (can ask him for donation), and lastly, freaking good friend!
3. The most memorable things she/he had done for you.
~ gathering...
4. The most memorable things she/he have said to you.
~ every word...
5. If she/he become your lover, you will..
~ OMG.. It's IMPOSSIBLE...
6. If she/he become your enemy, you will..
~ equipped with nuclear atomic bomb to bomb him
7. If she/he become your lover, she/he has to improve on..
~ Improve his gayness i think... XDXD
8. If she/he become your enemy, the reason is..
~ won't be
9. The most desirable thing to do on her/him is?
~ go kl to find him
10. The overall impression of her/him is..
~ great
11. How do you think the people around you feel about you?
~ I don't know, yo u should ask them, not me
12. The character of you for yourself is?
~ Actor
13. What do you hate about yourself?
~ Too handsome
14. The most ideal person that you want to be is?
~ A famous guy who stays in Beverly hills
15. For the people who care about you and like you, say something to them.
~ Wish you all the best and don't ever forget me
Tagged again
There goes my 2nd tag ~~~
1. What is the relationship of you and her/him?
~ Ex-schoolmate from Sam tet
2. Your 5 impressions towards her/him?
~ Extraordinary hardworking (unlike sam tet guys, got to consult a doctor I guess), brilliant, friendly (sometimes not, depends on his mood), a bit proud ( I don't know why, just feel so), getting taller now
3. The most memorable things she/he had done for you.
~ told me some tips before exam, consider or not?
4. The most memorable things she/he have said to you.
~ 'du wan liao lo' in mandarin, which means finished studying
5. If she/he become your lover, you will..
~ OMG.. It's IMPOSSIBLE...
6. If she/he become your enemy, you will..
~ equipped with nuclear atomic bomb to bomb him
7. If she/he become your lover, she/he has to improve on..
~ Improve his gayness i think... XDXD
8. If she/he become your enemy, the reason is..
~ Offend me??
9. The most desirable thing to do on her/him is?
~ give me his JPA scholarship
10. The overall impression of her/him is..
~ Okay okay
11. How do you think the people around you feel about you?
~ I don't know, yo u should ask them, not me
12. The character of you for yourself is?
~ Actor
13. What do you hate about yourself?
~ Too handsome
14. The most ideal person that you want to be is?
~ A famous guy who stays in Beverly hills
15. For the people who care about you and like you, say something to them.
~ Wish you all the best and don't ever forget me
I tag:
Rocky
Looi
Ooi Siang
Fatt Chi
Hojun
Yi Herng
Justin
1. What is the relationship of you and her/him?
~ Ex-schoolmate from Sam tet
2. Your 5 impressions towards her/him?
~ Extraordinary hardworking (unlike sam tet guys, got to consult a doctor I guess), brilliant, friendly (sometimes not, depends on his mood), a bit proud ( I don't know why, just feel so), getting taller now
3. The most memorable things she/he had done for you.
~ told me some tips before exam, consider or not?
4. The most memorable things she/he have said to you.
~ 'du wan liao lo' in mandarin, which means finished studying
5. If she/he become your lover, you will..
~ OMG.. It's IMPOSSIBLE...
6. If she/he become your enemy, you will..
~ equipped with nuclear atomic bomb to bomb him
7. If she/he become your lover, she/he has to improve on..
~ Improve his gayness i think... XDXD
8. If she/he become your enemy, the reason is..
~ Offend me??
9. The most desirable thing to do on her/him is?
~ give me his JPA scholarship
10. The overall impression of her/him is..
~ Okay okay
11. How do you think the people around you feel about you?
~ I don't know, yo u should ask them, not me
12. The character of you for yourself is?
~ Actor
13. What do you hate about yourself?
~ Too handsome
14. The most ideal person that you want to be is?
~ A famous guy who stays in Beverly hills
15. For the people who care about you and like you, say something to them.
~ Wish you all the best and don't ever forget me
I tag:
Rocky
Looi
Ooi Siang
Fatt Chi
Hojun
Yi Herng
Justin
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
My bad day
I've been thinking the whole day about the incidents that happened on me recently these two weeks.
First of all, I fell sick on last Monday and pulled it through only on last Friday, yet, not totally. The bad luck was not ended yet. I showed a sms to my classmate and suddenly I broke my handphone into two pieces. And that's the fate of my handset. I was really upset for it though it has become a invaluable product, yet it's still functioning.
On last Tuesday, my pen drive was infected with virus and all my files were corrupted. Thanks to the infection, I couldn't able to finish my assignment on time. But luckily, thanks for the mercy and kindness of my teacher, I was allowed to share my assignment with my friend.
On Wednesday, I plugged in my Mp3 into my friend's laptop and his anti virus system scanned my mp3 and healed all the virus. It turned out that all my files were gone. Luckily, the mp3 is still functioning.
Om Friday, I came back home. Expecting to surf internet but in vain because my pc was down, finally.
Yesterday, Tuesday, the day I went to hojun's house for a gathering. We had breakfast together. When we reached Mc Donald, I opened the car's door. I saw the place I suppose to alight was clogged with water. Thinking of jumping over the place, I saw something familiar in the stagnant water. Something....written ' Samsung'. God damn. It was my phone. Yet it was my second phone and the only functioning phone. That's all. Everything was gone. Even my last asset also met its destiny.
I really don't know why all these incidents happenened to me. Why??? What had I done wrongly? Did I do anything wrongly? Can someone tell me why??? Can this bad luck all fade away and don't ever follow me??? Please, I sincerely beg you.
First of all, I fell sick on last Monday and pulled it through only on last Friday, yet, not totally. The bad luck was not ended yet. I showed a sms to my classmate and suddenly I broke my handphone into two pieces. And that's the fate of my handset. I was really upset for it though it has become a invaluable product, yet it's still functioning.
On last Tuesday, my pen drive was infected with virus and all my files were corrupted. Thanks to the infection, I couldn't able to finish my assignment on time. But luckily, thanks for the mercy and kindness of my teacher, I was allowed to share my assignment with my friend.
On Wednesday, I plugged in my Mp3 into my friend's laptop and his anti virus system scanned my mp3 and healed all the virus. It turned out that all my files were gone. Luckily, the mp3 is still functioning.
Om Friday, I came back home. Expecting to surf internet but in vain because my pc was down, finally.
Yesterday, Tuesday, the day I went to hojun's house for a gathering. We had breakfast together. When we reached Mc Donald, I opened the car's door. I saw the place I suppose to alight was clogged with water. Thinking of jumping over the place, I saw something familiar in the stagnant water. Something....written ' Samsung'. God damn. It was my phone. Yet it was my second phone and the only functioning phone. That's all. Everything was gone. Even my last asset also met its destiny.
I really don't know why all these incidents happenened to me. Why??? What had I done wrongly? Did I do anything wrongly? Can someone tell me why??? Can this bad luck all fade away and don't ever follow me??? Please, I sincerely beg you.
Saturday, September 27, 2008
The better me
As time goes by, I finally found out something about my own personality! Wow, awkward right? I guess you won't believe that if I were to say that I didn't actually really know the guy who smiles at me every morning in the mirror. To be frank, in some ways, I do feel as if I know him, but only on a superficial level; the same way we think we know the actors in our favourite soap operas. We may know every explicit detail of the lives of the charaters, but the true personalitiy of the actor themselves is a huge mystery which we have little or no hope of evr solving.
I'm hysteric that I got a chance to know him better now. I found out that my patience has tremendously escalated. I can still be calm and steady although I got a terrible cards in a game. I can tolerate with my family members, by all means. I can even tolerate with a person who tried to put cheat on me. The funniest thing is that, when I was sick, no one knew and no one noticed because I was still as active as a tiger or lion. I could still be very happy. Why? I didn't know.
I didn't know since when I have develope this patience that I have never ever thought of inculcating in myself. Do you know? Does anyone know? I guess no one knows because including myself, I don't really know how my brain works all the while. He never told me.
That, however, I feel good about the change in me. By now, there's yet a thing that will make me feel terrible in the sense of feeling, until I can't really tolerate with it. Hopefully, I won't have the chance to encounter it.
I'm hysteric that I got a chance to know him better now. I found out that my patience has tremendously escalated. I can still be calm and steady although I got a terrible cards in a game. I can tolerate with my family members, by all means. I can even tolerate with a person who tried to put cheat on me. The funniest thing is that, when I was sick, no one knew and no one noticed because I was still as active as a tiger or lion. I could still be very happy. Why? I didn't know.
I didn't know since when I have develope this patience that I have never ever thought of inculcating in myself. Do you know? Does anyone know? I guess no one knows because including myself, I don't really know how my brain works all the while. He never told me.
That, however, I feel good about the change in me. By now, there's yet a thing that will make me feel terrible in the sense of feeling, until I can't really tolerate with it. Hopefully, I won't have the chance to encounter it.
Holiday started, and ended
Glad to be home. Home sweet home. Holiday started since last friday, the second I stepped into my house. I just couldn't feel the anticipation of all during the journey way home like the last few times. Coupled with my fever that enduring me since Monday, it seems like my holiday has ended as well.
What to say, next month, or to be more exact, I have got three more weeks from now before my final. During my study week, I still have to sit for my MUET speaking test, which falls on Wednesday of that week. For god sake, can someone please tell me what should I do? I'm not really well-prepare for the speaking test. I didn't even know how the format goes. All the thing I have been practising these few months was just to open my mouth and say something.
I just felt very dejected and depressed somehow someway. I couldn't tell, not to my soul or to my whispering heart. Undeniably, the coming exam is one of the major 'contribution' to the depression. Yet, I still didn't want to study although I have the time, I didn't know why, don't ever ask me.
Secondly, I guess that's my lover. She, well, keeps asking me to be more romantic and more sweet towards her like what the stupid Tai did to his gf. I'm recalling, reconsidering, rethinking, or anything about my past attitude towards her. Finally, I found out something. Hey, that's my real personal. I have face her with my true face instead of something sweety sweety that won't last for long. Permenantly, that should be the attitude that you have to face for the whole relationship right? So, I guess I have made a correct option towards her. I hope she can understand why I'm not as sweet as some other boy friend towards her some day. I hope the day will eventually come.
What to say, next month, or to be more exact, I have got three more weeks from now before my final. During my study week, I still have to sit for my MUET speaking test, which falls on Wednesday of that week. For god sake, can someone please tell me what should I do? I'm not really well-prepare for the speaking test. I didn't even know how the format goes. All the thing I have been practising these few months was just to open my mouth and say something.
I just felt very dejected and depressed somehow someway. I couldn't tell, not to my soul or to my whispering heart. Undeniably, the coming exam is one of the major 'contribution' to the depression. Yet, I still didn't want to study although I have the time, I didn't know why, don't ever ask me.
Secondly, I guess that's my lover. She, well, keeps asking me to be more romantic and more sweet towards her like what the stupid Tai did to his gf. I'm recalling, reconsidering, rethinking, or anything about my past attitude towards her. Finally, I found out something. Hey, that's my real personal. I have face her with my true face instead of something sweety sweety that won't last for long. Permenantly, that should be the attitude that you have to face for the whole relationship right? So, I guess I have made a correct option towards her. I hope she can understand why I'm not as sweet as some other boy friend towards her some day. I hope the day will eventually come.
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Mid-Autumn Festival
Tomorrow is going to be mooncake festival. Today, I was being asked to watch money's not enough part two with two of my ex-classmates again. Since the movie was a nice one, I joined them for the movie.
The first time I watch the movie was in Butterworth. That time, I was with my college friends. During the show, my tears were washing over my weary face. I might be affected by one of my friends who sat beside me and a stranger uncle who sat on my the other side. Both of them cried till they were experiencing the same situation. Haha.
Today, I didn't really cry as terrible as the first time I watched it. Maybe I already knew the story line or maybe not many of them in the cinema were crying.
Anyway, this movie really brought a meaningful message to me. Parents have sacrificed their time, money, love and even life for their sons. We must respect our parents and take good care of them when they're aged. We cannot have the feel of sickening even though they're sick or what. That's the very time they need their sons' love and care. No matter what happens, I will always put my family on first on my list. I love you mum and dad.
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